This Post Is About Robots

When the robots take control in 2010 (or maybe 2112), and our glorious robot overlords start turning people into machines, this is what I will become:



That robot basically does what I do every day anyway. Hitting things with sticks in rhythm? Check. Running into walls? Check. Falling off of ledges? Check. Almost spilling cranberry juice all over the floor? You butter believe it. Simply replace the human hand in the video with the iron fist of my cold, unfeeling robot master, and you have my future.

Oh, and because I'm supposed to post something about sports or dogs or whatever: