HA HA! Women "drivers."

Danica Patrick went from being the first woman to win a major Indy Car race in history to becoming the 1950's era stereotype of a panicky, "which one is the gas?" style woman driver in about a week. That's some turnaround!


EXCUSE ME, WHICH WAY IS THE MALL!?!?


Danica, pictured here, is obviously distressed:




And just to be sure that we're all perfectly clear on this, the driving hierarchy remains as so:

1) White (not of hispanic origin) men, Black men, Black women, Hispanics, Slavs, some sort of moderately intelligent ape, and properly trained sewer rats.

2) Women.



Oh, and yes, I am going to Hell for all of this.