Thursday, April 3, 2008

Tigers open thread!

Game 3 of the season today. Royals vs. Tigers. Greinke vs. Bonderman. The Tigers' offense vs. absurdly high expectations. Let's get our first win!

10 comments:

Corova said...

Well, Tigers are down 2-0. Also, Alex Gordon can kiss my balls. That's two dingers in 3 games.... ARGGGG. BONDOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Corova said...

After battling with gameday, I finally got it working. I'm not happy with what I see. 3 hits through 5 and 1/3? This is the best offense in baseball? Really? Seriously, guys. Learn to hit. The pitching hasn't been that bad in the first two games.... Considering you're supposed to get 1000 runs this season, um, you're letting everyone down!

Corova said...

Another dinger? Really Bondo? Really. They have 2 more hits but 3 more runs. I want to hit things with other things.

Corova said...

Lead-off double by Maggs followed by 3 outs without advancing the runner.... I hate this team.

Corova said...

Bondo's final line: 6.1 IP, 8 H, 2 BB, 1K (!), 3ER. Not terrible, but not great. I'm a little unnerved by only one strike out, but the 3 runs ain't too shabby. With the offense we're supposed to have, we should have 4 or 5 runs right now and Bondo should be on track for the win... A good first start of the year for my favorite pitcher.

Corova said...

Make that 4 ER for Bonderman... THANKS AQUILFSSDBKV LOPEZ! WAY TO PITCH GOOD AND ALLOW A STOLEN BASE AND A HIT BEFORE GETTING AN OUT TO GIVE UP ANOTHER RUN!!! YOU'RE AWESOME... i hate.

Corova said...

Thanks, Inge. Now we won't get shutout again. God, the worst offensive player on the team is now the best. I can't take this.

A-Ron Hubbard said...

The price paid for every Cabrerra home run so far: $155 million.

General Mobius said...

This team is really embarrassing itself right now. And Shef hurt himself today? Really?

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

At least my boy Inge is somehow one of the best guys on the team.

General Mobius said...

Also: swept by the Royals. Let us not lose sight of that.