Jake long, seen HERE making Florida stud Derrick Harvey look like my grandmother, will now be getting $57 million over five years (!!!) to stand in front of fat men, and generally push them around.
He's one of those can't miss draft picks, and I'm glad Parcells saw the inherent manly awesomeness that is built into Mr. Long.
This also makes Long the first Wolverine to be picked number one since Tom Harmon (seen HERE doing everything).
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I wish I could be paid to be fat and push people around. That sounds like my ideal job.
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