Thursday, March 27, 2008

Tigers Sign Miggy for 10,000 years for $$Infinite...

... at least I wish. The Tigers are now in the proud posession of a 24-year old (younger than me! boo!) multi-time all-star at third base. He replaces a man who could dive for any ball on defense, and who often chose to dive toward balls on offense. At least, I wish he did. He probably would have had a higher on-base percentage that way.

Now that Miggy's been paid, the worry is that he'll get fat and sloppy again, like in Florida. At least, I worry about that. I know if I had a guarenteed $150 million I wouldn't do a thing at all. Well, I'd do one thing. That's eat. Lots. Of In-n-Out. Speaking of which, I had it the other day (with Animal-style fries, bitches).

But, I think Miggy will be good, at least until the other Venezuelan's retire. Then bring on fat Miggy!

1 comment:

A-Ron Hubbard said...

My theory about Miguel is that he senses that this is his time to either get serious about the game or become a fat lump who contributes nothing.

Plus he'll be living in the Detroit area. This area is not fun. In fact, compared to Miami, Detroit is like Branson in comparison to Vegas.